I was interrupted in Relief Society today by a familiar-sounding child enthusiastically saying "HI!!!" to everyone.
I turned around to find it was actually MY child...which wasn't so abnormal.
What WAS abnormal though, were the obvious black streaks smeared across his face.
His nursery leader just laughed and said, "I guess they were drawing faces on their balloons and he hugged his before the ink dried! Oh, and it's permanent marker."
...followed quickly by...
"The reason I came to get you though is because he has a stinky diaper."