I was feeling particularly fat today (we all have our days) and knowing that I'm not really fat, I decided to prove it to myself by trying on my wedding dress.
Although it does fit a little tight (truthfully, it felt like I was wearing a corset), I can still zip it up through my waist. Any further up and it was a no-go.
My boobs are fat.
Dang babies. They'll never appreciate the fact that I gave up my body for them...